“My Sochi water doesn’t work unless I have my keycard in to turn the lights on.”

And tap water is so bad that it’s apparently dangerous to wash your face with it. Even more Sochi toilet updates.

And the gold medal in animal cruelty goes to…

The pro-gay, pro-diversity, video is surprisingly edgy for what are normally staid diplomatic circles.

Touching video out of Stockholm. 2,000 Swedes got together to sing a gay-inclusive version of the Russian anthem.

Vladimir Putin wanted the world to fear Russia, and it does. It fears the place is falling apart at the seams.

While Canadian IOC member Dick Pound says Russia’s anti-gay law isn’t all that bad.

“You go to travel agent and say ‘one ticket to Russia,’ they should slap you in the face.”

The US Olympic Team has created a B-Squad of undeniably heterosexual figure skaters… just in case.