“More skeptical viewers might think this is a reason to spend the week running wildly inappropriate T&A footage.”

CIA hacked into Senate Intelligence Committee computers, deleted 900 documents it didn’t want Senators to have.

DEMINT: Our hearts are in the same place. STEWART: No they’re not. I mean, chest-wise, yes, biologically they are.

Putin is a “strong leader” but Obama is a “dictator.” Yeah, right.

Michio Kaku is a theoretical physicist. He recently appeared on Jon Stewart’s “The Daily Show.”

“Of course, their ode to all their really great writers and artists they had shot, imprisoned or exiled.”

Missouri citizen: “Evolution, it’s not taught in the bible, it shouldn’t be taught in the class.”

Jason Jones of the Daily Show OBLITERATES homophobic Putin spokesman Sergei Markov in one of best segments ever.

“We destroyed America, finally.”