What is your state worst at? (neat map)

A neat map from Pleated Jeans walking you through what each state is “worst” at.

Pleated Jeans walks you through the details on their site, do check it out.

You gotta love a few of the stats.  Mississippi has the worst rates of gonorrhea (I’d actually reported on that before). Alabama is the fattest.  And Utah is the king of porn!

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46 Responses to “What is your state worst at? (neat map)”

  1. TheSmallState says:

    Yeah, the figures must be outdated…Rhode Island’s unemployment figures trump Michigan. (Hence all the free time for drug use.) Although, truth be told, I’d swap the labels on RI and TN.

  2. joe the nerd ferraro says:

    PA is not arson – it is gambling losses.

  3. AttilatheBlond says:

    If we built a direct access bridge between Montana and Arizona, maybe Wyoming wouldn’t have so many fatal car crashes.

  4. AttilatheBlond says:

    NM ranks low in social health policies NOW, but they’re evidently trying to fix that. Whole lotta cavity searches with extraordinary means going on, and the victims have the medical bills to prove it.

  5. Harry81 says:

    Actually, it was the United States Supreme Court that stopped the votes from being counted in FL – irrevocable damage to candidate bush….FL Supreme Court had previous ruled to continue to count all valid votes including dimpled ballots and hanging chad in accordance with state law. Same law as Texas, Georgia and about 14 other states – valid vote if the intent of the voter can be reasonably determined!

  6. Badgerite says:

    Drinking binges! Oh noes. Now where did I put that beer.

  7. Yalma Cuder-Zicci says:

    Of course it is a condemnation. If it were just a statement of fact, there would be no “worst” in the title. But good point about other states having it worse. I’m actually surprised SC doesn’t have something worse, like most homophobia or racism.

  8. lynchie says:

    It is a statement of fact not a condemnation of mobile homes. Could be worse you could live in North Dakota and be known for ugliest people.

  9. Yalma Cuder-Zicci says:

    I’ve seen this map before and it still pisses me off that they include “Most Mobile Homes”. It’s elitist and condescending. Mobile homes give people with less income a chance to own their own homes. Some will live in them until they replace them with other mobile homes, others will use them as a stepping stone to owning a house.

  10. Romona Spainhour Smith says:

    sorry, Louisiana is Gonorrhea, Mississippi is obese and Alabama is stroke. Seems the map has the states are in an incorrect place

  11. Rambie says:

    I was going to point out the same.

  12. Thom Allen says:

    Texas has high schools?

  13. TampaZeke says:

    It’s Nerdeliciousness!

  14. TampaZeke says:

    And Alabama is Stroke.

  15. TampaZeke says:

    Exactly. It’s actually a bit disconcerting that very few people seem to realize the problem.

  16. TampaZeke says:

    John, I’m very surprised that you don’t know the difference between Mississippi, Louisiana and Alabama.

    MS is Obesity, LA is Gonorrhea and AL is Stroke.

  17. Tatts says:

    That’s a stupid list and graphic. The newest source for the figures they cite for Pennsylvania are 8 years old! They used one year’s figures from 8 years ago, not a cumulative average.

  18. Andrew Hopt says:

    WA resident here. I’m pretty sure bestiality isn’t what we’re worst at; but the (arguably) most famous case of it in the US that you’ve ever heard of *did* go down in Enumclaw, WA. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Enumclaw_horse_sex_case

  19. mirror says:

    I’m not giving up Checkers!

  20. Monoceros Forth says:

    Phew, I suppose so! Especially since the guy who died probably would have been OK if he’d gone immediately to hospital but instead he delayed several hours because he was afraid he’d lose his security clearance if the truth came out.

  21. Monoceros Forth says:

    Yeah. Is it nerds who go to the library these days? I figured it was mostly people who wanted a relatively quiet place to use their cell phones. Do libraries even have books in them any more?

  22. GoBlue says:

    That’s Louisiana with the gonorrhea, John. Mississippi is obesity. Actually, I’d put them first in stupidity, what with all the “Christian” schools in the state which are not teaching sex ed, evolution, and climate change.

  23. karmanot says:

    Was that a Trojan horse?

  24. perljammer says:

    Wait a minute. Ohio is the nerdiest state because they have the highest per capita number of visits to the public library? What the hell kind of metric is that for nerdiness? Or is it nerdidity? Nerdiciousness? Nerdulosity?

  25. AnitaMann says:

    Ugliest? Anti-social? There’s actual data on this? How do they quantify?

  26. BeccaM says:

    Ah — probably related then to our appallingly high level of poverty among the Native American population…

  27. devlzadvocate says:

    Tied with Texas, IMHO.

  28. Bomer says:

    Well, according to the website New Mexico got the “antisocial claim based on lowest ranking in social heath policies.”

    And here I thought I had found a home, being largely anti-social myself. Oh well, there’s still North Dakota I guess.

  29. FUFatherEisenman says:

    Florida is actually all the above

  30. BeccaM says:

    Darwin Rules, sugar. ;-)

  31. BeccaM says:

    LOL I’m trying to figure out what the hell that word even means in this context.

  32. devlzadvocate says:

    Washington . . . WTH? North Dakota ugliest? I thought that would have gone to Michigan.

  33. karmanot says:

    Texas does everything BIG, including failure.

  34. karmanot says:

    Thank god California is only air pollution. If it been quiche or Cabernet, I would have moved back to Vermont.

  35. Monoceros Forth says:

    Yeah. That Enumclaw case from a few years back, that actually got put into a documentary movie (Zoo–I haven’t seen it)–that was a Boeing engineer who got himself killed by, er, presenting himself to a horse. Stupid bastard.

  36. Monoceros Forth says:

    Nah, that’s Florida. They robbed us of a fair election.

  37. larz69 says:

    Wouldn’t Illinois be best at robbery?

  38. wxone says:

    Looks like John needs a geography lesson.

  39. heimaey says:

    How is Nerdiest a bad thing?

  40. Whitewitch says:

    Oh my gosh is that true MF….oh my…those Boeing guys are something – smart but lonely.

  41. gc says:

    My map shows obesity for Mississippi and gonorrhea for Louisiana

  42. Fireblazes says:

    So is NM the worst at being anti-social, or are we good at it? In either case, who asked you, and go away. lol

  43. Indigo says:

    “Identity theft”? That was way back in the late 20th century. We don’t excel at that any more.

  44. Naja pallida says:

    I’m stunned that Texas has only one listed. Texas ranks comfortably among the worst states for health care, literacy, senior care, environmental regulation, STDs, poverty… there are so many things they’re so very bad at that I’m surprised anyone could narrow it down to just one.

  45. Monoceros Forth says:

    Sheesh, one unbalanced Boeing engineer and everyone thinks we screw horses up here.

  46. Whitewitch says:

    I will take air pollution over – anything else on this map. Well done California!

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