Who is FBI director-nominee James Comey? A Rorschach Test for the left

Turns out, James Comey and his nomination as Obama’s next FBI Director is a Rorschach Test. Doubt me? Read on.

A Rorschach Test is a test that measures the person responding to the test — statements made about the test are really statements about the speaker, who becomes the tested.

The Holocaust is such a test. Deny the Holocaust? That’s a statement about you, not the Holocaust. Think that married person you’re dating, who’s been “trying” to leave the spouse for the last 10 years, will actually leave? That’s a statement about you, not the person you’re dating.

James Comey: “6-foot-8 … the man who sat at the head of the bed in that hospital room …”

James Comey is the key character in the Ashcroft Hospital Drama™ I mentioned here. He’s also the Bush II Deputy Attorney General who signed off on everything Bush II did — except for that one single thing he didn’t sign off on.

So who is James Comey? How about this guy, as described by an almost breathless Rachel Maddow:

I’ve cued up this Maddow Show segment at her closing description (11:21) — if my cuing doesn’t work, just advance the clip. You can replay the entire clip to see Comey tell his own breathless story.

Note that he repeats his last line — “Then [Ashcroft] said, ‘But that doesn’t matter, because I’m not the Attorney General …'” — after Schumer’s interruption of his well-crafted close, in a letter-perfect, word-perfect way. I suspect a good writer wrote this, and a fine coach trained him in line delivery. Doesn’t make the story false, mind you. But there’s much art and little spontaneity in its telling … just sayin’.

Now watch Maddow again starting at the mark I cued (11:21). Watch the finger. Listen to the pauses, the dramatic reading. Breathless praise, wouldn’t you say?

A taste (emphasis and indicated pauses hers):

But these guys … [points to Comey image behind her] … stopped it. In part with a car chase … and that standoff in the hospital room.

And now today … James Comey … six-foot-eight … former terrorism prosecutor, Deputy Attorney General under John Ashcroft, the man who sat in an armchair at the head of the bed in that hospital room, where John Ashcroft was laying there sick with acute pancreatitis and everybody thought he couldn’t even speak, the guy who sat there and said … to the White House:

[dramatic build] “No, you cannot do this. It is illegal. I will stop it.”

[Pause, then reporter-voice] Tonight the New York Times has just reported that President Obama is about to pick him … to run the FBI.

[Big smile] Anybody else looking forward to that confirmation hearing?”

The Glory that is Comey. Please, if you doubt my read of this segment, just relisten. This is journalist Rachel Maddow’s report of the news that James Comey is Obama’s choice to head the FBI.

Do I believe there’s a place for cheerleading and editorializing in stories like this? Yes I do. But I also get to judge the editorialized content as representing a mind and its thinking. This content clearly is — the Glory that is Comey.

James Comey: “Bush II Movement Conservative down to the decoder ring”

Or is this the real James Comey, a man whom I called someone just like Ashcroft, a “Movement Conservative down to the decoder ring“?

Rick Perlstein has more (my emphasis):

So now comes James Comey, the Republican former deputy attorney general almost certain to be confirmed as Obama’s next FBI chief. Some liberals are apparently poised to celebrate. Isn’t [Comey] the hero who stood up to President Bush and his attorney general and insisted they stop warrantless wiretapping?

Not so simple. As my colleague George Zornick documented three weeks ago, “warrantless surveillance didn’t stop because of that episode. Bush just agreed to make an as-yet-unknown modification to warrantless surveillance, which continued.” And as Glenn Greenwald explains, NSA’s warrantless spying wouldn’t have happened in the first place but for Comey—who as deputy attorney general “approved a legal memorandum in 2004 endorsing radical executive power theories and warped statutory interpretations, concluding that the Bush NSA warrantless eavesdropping program was legal.”

What about eager Bush II torturer James Comey? Perlstein again, from a different piece:

James Comey, currently sailing smoothly through Senate Judiciary Committee hearings for confirmation as chief of the Federal Bureau of Investigation, was:

José Padilla in sensory deprivation gear at the Navy Brig. (Is this torture? Want to take his place?)

José Padilla in sensory deprivation gear at the Navy Brig. (Is this torture? Want to take his place?)

(a) in charge, and proudly so, of a “terrorism” case that began with a detention without charges, continued with made-up and spurious charges, and ended with a conviction won against an American whose treatment during confinement (on the American mainland) turned his brain to jello

(d) the man who, as former FBI agent Colleen Rowley pointed out this morning in The New York Times, “sign[ed] off on most of the worst of the Bush administration’s legal abuses and questionable interpretations of federal and international law. He ultimately approved the C.I.A.’s list of “enhanced interrogation” techniques, including waterboarding, which experts on international law consider a form of torture.

Or maybe you’d like to meet corporate cash-out lobbyist James Comey, from the same piece as above:

(b) general counsel for a defense contractor while it was busy hushing up a whistleblower who exposed $24 billion contract that they were building vessels for the Coast Guard, on a $24 billion contract, that buckled and leaked on the high seas;

(c) as of three months ago on the board of a bank, in charge of cleaning up their reputation after it paid a $1.92 billion fine for laundering drug money from Mexico

Let that last one sink in.

James Comey … helped a bank clean up its brand … after the bank had been penalized nearly $2 billion for … [dramatic vocal change] … laundering drug money … for cross-border crime lords … who chop … their enemiesheads off … in the town square.

[Return to reporter-voice] Mr. Moral. Our justice-seeking James Comey.

James Comey is all of these people. Who are you?

The fact is, James Comey is all of these people. He’s the guy who tortured José Padilla into cranium-encased jello, made him a man who will never know thought as you know it, in pursuit of what Comey thinks of as “justice” … or vengeance … or something.

Comey’s also the guy who cashed in, the way they all cash in, by working for the 1% of the 1%, to make sure even small fines don’t have “branding” consequences — yep, that $2 billion fine is the bankster version of “getting off the hook” when the alternative could have been RICO, racketeering and conspiracy to commit terror convictions for the humans at that bank.

That’s justice too, you know. Bankster-justice, which isn’t quite Padilla-justice.

And Comey’s definitely the six-foot-eight giant of a manly man who stood by the Ashcroft when Bush II sent his bad lawyer boys to the Ashcroft’s noble bedside. Bush II wanted signatures for a program so bad it was too bad for Ashcroft and Comey. (Is that a statement about the program, or about Comey? Maddow thinks that’s a statement about Comey. I think it’s a statement about the program. Or Maddow.)

James Comey will be the next head of the FBI. Does that scare you? Does that delight you?

Answer those questions and I’ll tell you who you are, especially with respect to torture and NSA spying.


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