Michele Bachmann wants to “spank” Obama & steal “his magic wand”

Michele Bachmann warned that Republicans should not pass immigration reform. Instead, Republicans need to “spank” President Obama and steak his “magic wand.”

You know who else wants to spank President Obama and take away his magic wand?

Michele's fabulous husband Marcus, being pilloried by Jon Stewart.

Michele Bachmann’s fabulous husband Marcus, being pilloried by Jon Stewart.

Bachmann ends her tirade, preciously, with the quote: “What’s wrong with us?”


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40 Responses to “Michele Bachmann wants to “spank” Obama & steal “his magic wand””

  1. HelenRainier says:

    Thx Ninong.

  2. mike31c says:

    I can actually see Michele dressed in leather with a riding crop and hoping to be spanking the President and yanking his magic wand….

  3. Ninong says:

    Hey, I’ll have you know you’re talking about a lady with a doctorate in jurisprudence from Oral Roberts University. LOL

    Her husband Marcus, the unlicensed “psychologist,” practices as a “clinical therapist” in Minnesota, where psychologists aren’t required to have a license to practice. I imagine he’s still receiving Medicare/Medicaid reimbursements for his services but I haven’t checked on that lately.

  4. Ninong says:

    Regent was founded by Pat Robertson and Liberty was founded by the late Jerry Falwell. They’re separate institutions but they were both founded by rightwing fundamentalist Christian crackpots.

  5. HelenRainier says:

    Isn’t Regent affiliated with Liberty University?

  6. cole3244 says:

    whereas people of conscience are disgusted by bachmann’s comments the rw are energized and rally to the cause of fascism in america, hate repulses some and invigorates others, which are you america.

  7. Ninong says:

    That’s God’s fault then, because he speaks to her through her husband:

    ”Why should I go and do something like that? But the Lord says, ‘Be submissive wives; you are to be submissive to your husbands.” — Michele Bachmann

  8. Ninong says:

    And her husband Marcus is a graduate of Regent University, so they have all the bases covered when it comes to rightwing fundamentalism. He describes himself as a “clinical therapist,” whatever that means. He’s definitely not licensed as a psychologist.

  9. ComradeRutherford says:

    Remember, everyone, this is how Republicans GET votes!

  10. silas1898 says:

    A lame effort to show that she knows some Spanish, proving she knows nothing at all.

  11. lilyannerose says:

    Too bad Michelle doesn’t offend her constituency the way she offends the rest of America.

  12. HelenRainier says:

    What was she talking about when she mentioned how Obama changed election law in 2012? I have no idea.

  13. HelenRainier says:

    One need only know she received her JD from Oral Roberts University to understand some of her mind set.

  14. karmanot says:

    Don’t get me started on Catholic……:-)

  15. LosGatosCA says:

    I’m thinking Catherine Zeta-Jones in Rock of Ages. Sex, drugs, and rock and roll have passed her by and she’ll never forgive that.

  16. condew says:

    Bachmann again shows she hasn’t a clue how our government works.

  17. Monoceros Forth says:

    “[Mikhail] Tal does not move chess pieces by hand, he uses a magic wand.” (Russian GM Viacheslav Ragozin)

    I’m not sure why I’m quoting that, exactly; I mean, it’s not like there’s much comparison to be made between a chess genius like Tal and a second-rate politician like Obama.

    EDIT: Though…maybe there is a weak point of comparison. There was an undercurrent of belief, when Tal was at his height, that his brilliant successes weren’t due entirely to ability at chess but to something else, something uncanny that went beyond the ordinary bounds of luck. There was an idea that he hypnotized his opponents into making weak moves. Somewhat similarly, there seems to be an undercurrent of opinion that there’s something unnatural about Pres. Obama’s political success. It ties in with the frequent grumbling that he’s a “rock star” President.

  18. Jim Olson says:

    He isn’t doing a very good job. Ill fitting suits in Stepford Wife style.

  19. Indigo says:

    She’s her own sit-com.

  20. olandp says:

    John, you stole my comment from JoeMyGod…

    “What’s wrong with us?” What is wrong with you indeed.

    What the f*ck planet does this “woman” live on?

    I cleaned it up for you, no need for the * over there, we all talk from the gutter.

  21. Dakotahgeo says:

    By the looks of things, he probably picks out her wardrobe also!

  22. Dakotahgeo says:

    It may very well be true that she doesn’t know the difference between Latinas (female) and latino (male) people. Probably not even if she used English correctly! This broad, (Botchmann), is a shining example of an educational system gone horribly wrong!

  23. Dakotahgeo says:

    Well, poor Michael* Botchmann doesn’t have a “magic wand” anywhere in her house. What can a mother so??!?

  24. FLL says:

    It never occurred to me that Michelle might be getting restless living with no one but Marcus. Fashion advice only goes so far.

  25. Phil says:


  26. nicho says:

    Wandus Erectissimus!

  27. Stratplayer says:

    Never mind Marcus, I’d like to know what she’s thinking about the President’s “magic wand.” How badly does she want it?

  28. BeccaM says:

    You mean like all those kids who grew up in Catholic orphanages?

    I think the answer is “not easily.”

  29. karmanot says:

    One wonders how all those foster kids survived in a household run by a closet pervert and a mentally ill nut bag.

  30. FLL says:

    First Marcus wants thinks that gay people are barbarians who need to be disciplined, and now Michelle wants to spank Obama. Does she have anything kinky in mind for the Mexican-American voters that she’s freaking out over?

  31. Fifi says:

    Or both. And everything in between.

  32. samiinh says:

    I imagine he has a closet full of them of his own.

  33. sherman says:

    I think that’s Marcus’s job.

  34. iamlegion says:

    Neither – it’s absolute and total sexual confusion. It’s the sort of thing you can expect from closed-minded idiots whose only sex ed consisted of… well… nothing at all. Because Jesus. Why do you think she’s bearding for Marcus?

  35. Ninong says:

    It’s too bad Michele Bachmann’s quest for the White House didn’t work out. Marcus would have made a fabulous First Lady. He could have borrowed his inaugural gown from Rudy Giuliani.

  36. Ninong says:

    She who used to hide behind bushes to get a count on the number of people attending pro-gay rights public events. That was a hilarious photo! I think there’s video of it, too.

  37. Ninong says:

    “Anyone who was here as a Latina under age 30…”

    According to Michele Bachmann, Latinos weren’t covered, only Latinas. Dumb dingbat!

  38. BeccaM says:

    It’s a wonder this woman manages to dress herself in the morning.

  39. BillFromDover says:

    Michele who?

  40. Dave of the Jungle says:

    Penis envy or kinky?

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