It’s official: Stephen Colbert will replace David Letterman as the head of CBS’s The Late Show.

Goodall weighs in on the environment, climate change, GMO crops and more.

“Just like the wise Native Americans with the buffalo, I believe we should exploit every part of the planet.”

“Bending the world to accommodate our personal frailties does not help us overcome them.”

Colbert showed staff leaving, scenes from disaster movies, and then the famous “crying Indian” from the 70s.

It’s really not an apology. Colbert ends up mocking the mockers, and good for him.

Progress comes from the slow and gradual erosion of stupidity by the infiltration of reason, not from blunt force.

Colbert used racism to skewer racism, which proves he’s a racist, so his show must be canceled. Or something.

Colbert talks about “Betty in Spokane,” mentioned in the GOP response to the State of the Union. Betty kinda lied.

Colbert: “SB1062, a bill defending my religious right to deny sodomites pastry.”