“A film that teaches young girls that the only thing that matters if finding a man – a hundred year old man.”
The scene where the kids are trapped in the kitchen, with the raptors stalking them. This is great.
Parody of Tea Party leader, and intellectual father of government shutdown and imminent debt default, Ted Cruz.
“iPhone 5c. You know what “c” stands for? It stands for “cash,” cuz bitch has been taking all your money.”