“You go to travel agent and say ‘one ticket to Russia,’ they should slap you in the face.”
The US Olympic Team has created a B-Squad of undeniably heterosexual figure skaters… just in case.
“I’m President Obama’s big gay middle finger, and this bird’s about to get flipped.”
I’ve never been gaga over Gaga, but she really is quite good. Nice song for a Sunday morning.
A new drug for parents stressed out that their kids are gay: “Because it’s your problem, not theirs.”
“I used to be worried that I wouldn’t have the right thing to wear…”
Saturday Night Live invites a “married gay couple” from Maine to help celebrate the marriage equality victory.
SNL’s Mitt Romney: “If I’m elected president, I can promise you one thing: I will promise you everything.”
Saturday Night Live did two segments on Big Bird and the presidential debate, we have the video.