“We don’t have a newspaper, but sometimes I like to read a receipt.”
“You go to travel agent and say ‘one ticket to Russia,’ they should slap you in the face.”
The US Olympic Team has created a B-Squad of undeniably heterosexual figure skaters… just in case.
“I’m President Obama’s big gay middle finger, and this bird’s about to get flipped.”
I’ve never been gaga over Gaga, but she really is quite good. Nice song for a Sunday morning.
It’s interesting to watch, as he’s kind of nervous and awkward.
A new drug for parents stressed out that their kids are gay: “Because it’s your problem, not theirs.”
Saturday Night Live invites a “married gay couple” from Maine to help celebrate the marriage equality victory.
SNL’s Mitt Romney: “If I’m elected president, I can promise you one thing: I will promise you everything.”
And they do a great Candy Crowley.