YouTube commenters, of course, found the woman’s predicament hilarious, even after they found out she was sick.
County officials say the Supreme Court striking down DOMA gives them the authority to conduct gay marriages.
Mysteriously, it wasn’t removed from action until several people’s votes were miscast.
And the poll watcher, of course, wasn’t concerned.
“We’ve got to get out! My daughter is frostbitten,” begs mom. Staffer replies: “It’s not cold enough for that.”
Follows alleged widespread GOP voter fraud in Florida which threatens to engulf other key swing states.