295 are dead. The US says the plane was in fact shot down.
The Magic 8 Ball says “check in again later,” while Colbert waits for a report from correspondent Godot.
“Hopefully in a matter of days we will be able to find something on the bottom.”
An Australian Navy Ship towing US equipment heard pinging over a two-hour period.
Russia’s bizarre theory came 2 days after China embarrassed Russia by abstaining on a Crimea resolution at the UN.
French satellites have spotted a debris field that includes 122 floating objects, ranging from 3 to 75 feet long.
Within a day of Air France Flight 447 crashing, they located the wreckage and knew where to search. Not true now.
A US P-8 surveillance plane in the area is reportedly “getting radar hits of significant size,” but no visuals.
ABC says the search area has been narrowed to an area 1,400 west of Perth, Australia.
Ark hasn’t been found. And it actually took 4,308 years, not 2,000, until they mistakenly thought they found it.