The captains’ names were reported as Sum Ting Wong, Wi Tu Lo, Ho Lee Fuk, and Bang Ding Ow.
I was waiting all day yesterday to see how they’d handle this. They even have Samantha Bee!
“Chief Justice John Roberts knows that the South doesn’t need to be babysat anymore.”
John Oliver: “We choose to help you not because we want you, but because mathematically we feel we have to.”
John Oliver: “How is it that France’s anti-gay protests look so much gayer than our pro-gay protests?”
A look at the incredibly successful gun control legislation passed in Australia a while back.