“We in America love fireworks. Why? Well, because they’re like sparkly guns you can shoot in the sky.”
“Govt. is not an a la carte system where you can pick and choose based on your beliefs.”
John Oliver’s extensive take-down of America’s powerful nutritional supplement industry.
On John Oliver’s new show on HBO, “Last Week Tonight,” he covers the Eurovision Song Contest and Crimea.
John Oliver really rips into Fox News for its absurd coverage of the minimum wage debate.
The captains’ names were reported as Sum Ting Wong, Wi Tu Lo, Ho Lee Fuk, and Bang Ding Ow.
I was waiting all day yesterday to see how they’d handle this. They even have Samantha Bee!
“Chief Justice John Roberts knows that the South doesn’t need to be babysat anymore.”
John Oliver: “We choose to help you not because we want you, but because mathematically we feel we have to.”
John Oliver: “How is it that France’s anti-gay protests look so much gayer than our pro-gay protests?”