Leading religious right group Family Research Council says Jesus will be packing heat when he comes again.
Jesus, now with more capitalism: “If they’re hungry, sell them something to eat.” That’s the spirit.
Hollywood is aggressively marketing the new Superman film “Man of Steel” as a Jesus allegory. Don’t believe it.
Cardinal Mahony, accused of shielding and protecting child-rapist priests, is heading to Rome to pick next Pope.
Kai, the hitchhiker who saved a woman by fighting off a 300 pound Jesus with a hatchet, went on Jimmy Kimmel.