The kids found a kitten a few days before. The parents were going to turn it over to a shelter, then didn’t.
“You know if there’s one thing that I love more than men in tuxedo thongs, it’s… everything.”
For Halloween, Ellen Degeneres sends her staff to a haunted house.
Ellen on Bic’s pens for ladies: “They’re just like regular pens, except they’re pink, so they cost twice as much.”
Ellen talks about how she was always afraid that Oprah wouldn’t like her if she ever found out Ellen was gay.
He’s the naked guy in the trunk from the movie “The Hangover.” This is from his appearance on “Ellen.” It’s fun.