“Hey God, you know you’re kind of a dick.”
Far-right Catholics are upset at Dan Savage for not show child-raping Catholic priests the appropriate respect.
“[Republicans] think that the biggest problem in America today is that billionaires don’t have enough money.”
Conservative Gorver Norquist was on the show as well, and did not seem terribly amused by Dan’s jokes.
Bill Maher says to stop letting the terrorists scare us into over-reacting.
Trump is upset Maher said he’d give $5m for proof Trump isn’t the son of an orangutan. Bill Maher is an “ape-r.”