GOP Cong. Louie Gohmert says gays troops are giving each other too many massages.
“You might get AIDS in Kenya. The people have AIDS, you gotta be careful. I mean, the towels could have AIDS.”
Sugar activates our brains in a similar manner to cocaine, apparently.
The downside is that you might need to eat 25 candy bars per day to see any benefit.
McConnell is in a tight race for re-election, as control of the US Senate is up for grabs.
Phil Robertson, of A&E’s “Duck Dynasty,” will join Fox News host Todd Starnes at a hate group’s anti-gay rally.
Ted Cruz’ deputy chief of staff: “Before Obamacare, there had never been a confirmed case of Ebola in the US.”
The Canadian shooter thought he was being stalked by the devil. Was he a terrorist, or just a nut?
Bristol Palin: “They took my $300 sunglasses, they took my f**king shoes and I’m f**king just left here?”
Interestingly, Rand was pro-choice and REALLY didn’t like Reagan.