Trump to start job with 3 day vacation, won’t be POTUS till Monday

In rather bizarre news, incoming Republican President Donald Trump has announced that he won’t really be president until the Monday after his inauguration, as he really wants next weekend off to party.

I’m sadly not making this up.

Trump made the announcement in an interview with the Times of London, quoted by the Hill:

“…[D]ay one – which I will consider to be Monday as opposed to Friday or Saturday. Right? I mean my day one is gonna be Monday because I don’t want to be signing and get it mixed up with lots of celebration.”

Yes, God forbid the job of being president of the United States interfere with a good kegger. And hey, who doesn’t announce a 3-day vacation their first day on the job?

Which leaves open the question of who exactly will be president next weekend?

We know Melania and Baron are in hiding in New York City. Ivanka is still moving in. My bet is on Bannon and Flynn. Or maybe, Putin can send someone. I understand Julian Assange is looking for work.

Here’s hoping ISIS has the decency not to attack until Monday.

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  • otchmoson

    What happened to all that ‘stamina’ and virility and energy that he bragged about during the campaign? It appears he really is just a tired, 70-year-oldster who has bitten off way more than he can chew? Maybe he can best W’s vacation-day record.

  • gratuitous

    Anyone in the popular media going to rear up on their hind legs and challenge Trump? I’m with John, though; I hope none of the folks hostile to America do anything dastardly this weekend. Well, I hope they don’t ever do it, but can you imagine the Twittertantrum Trump would throw if ISIS or Al Qaeda or some other group decides the time is ripe for a little terrorism?

  • UncleBucky

    And DAY ONE? What happened to that?

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  • justsomeguy05

    “who exactly will be president next weekend” ?
    Mike Pence. Just like every day for the next 4 or 8 years.

  • Diane

    So please rest of the world, have any crisis that you don’t want Trump to interfere with on Sat. Or Sunday. Otherwise you are on your own!
    Did nobody tell this idiot that he is on call 24/7 for the next 4 years?

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    Somehow I think he is going to have a rude awakening when things start hitting him full force on his first day. Events have a way on not waiting till a president is done taking days off.

  • That would leave his ‘Lon Cheney’ Mike Pence in charge

  • UrsusArctos

    I have a feeling the next few years are going to be a string of “WTF?, Groundhog Days”

  • Demosthenes

    Can’t Trump take a 4 year long vacation?

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    Liberals are funny.

  • We are SO fucked.

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  • Dover Bill

    So much for all the shit he was gonna accomplish on day one?

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