Police release audio of Palin family drunken brawl

Anchorage police have released a series of audio tapes of interviews with Sarah Palin and much of her family, following a drunk brawl the Palins were involved at a private party in Anchorage.

It’s a long story, and honestly, it’s not worth getting into the details. All you need know is that the entire Palin family got into a drunk brawl, leaving people bloody and bruised, and oddly, in the case of a “heavily intoxicated” daughter Bristol, shoeless.

This is the family that John McCain and the entire Republican party wanted to put in the White House in 2008.

This is the woman the Republican party counts as one of their leading voices going into 2016. And let the Republicans deny how important Sarah Palin is to their party. But they chose her as their vice presidential candidate, and who’s the star of every conservative convention? Granny Palin herself.

This is what the Republican party has become, at its top and at its core: Duck Dynasty meets the Beverly Hillbillies. They’ve so pandered to the bottom that it’s all they have left.

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Meet the leading intellectual in the Republican party.

Below is some audio the police released of an interview they did with various Palins at the scene of the drunken brawl. At about 9 minutes in, you’ll hear the Palins start to freak out because the cops are letting some people leave the party:

The police also released some video of the Palins right before the fighting broke out:

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And here’s the police report:


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20 Responses to “Police release audio of Palin family drunken brawl”

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  2. Eebadee-eebadee-thatsallfolks says:

    And don’t forget the Clampetts always had the fabulous Miss Jane Hathaway to sort out the hilarious cross-cultural misunderstandings. Even as a kid, I always thought Miss Jane gave off lesbian vibes, even though she was supposedly infatuated with Jethro.

  3. MyrddinWilt says:

    You know what makes me angry? Those damned liberals who made sure nobody was carrying a gun.

  4. Chrisdutch says:

    OK, I’ll start it again. Twenty Palins walk into a bar…….

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  6. Jim Olson says:

    Unfortunately, I think the Palins are actually a lot like what many Americans are actually like.

  7. Jim Olson says:

    Concur. The Clampetts would have been horrified and ashamed at the Palin’s shenanigans. I’d have voted for Granny for President!

  8. BeccaM says:

    THE WASILLA GRUNTBUGGLIES!

    (Sung to the tune of “The Beverly Hillbillies”—with apologies to Earl Scruggs, Lester Flatt and Douglas Adams)
    ***
    Come and listen to a story ‘bout a boy named Todd
    Came from a place where the men are fairly odd
    Got him a beauty queen and spawned a big ‘ol brood
    Loud-mouthed, ignorant, drunken and crude

    (Rednecks, that is— Tweaker hos, trailer trash)

    Well the first thing you know Sarah’s turnin’ politricks
    Got Jesus on ‘er side, gonna get outta the sticks
    She said “rich and famous is the way I wanna be!
    If I can’t be vice-president, just put me on TV!”

    (Shows, that is— Self-promotion, hate-rants)

    ***

    It’s way past time to say good-by to all the Palin kin
    We wish some place that’s far away would kindly take ‘em in
    Like Alabama, Georgia, or even Tennessee
    Let the Palins burden the ol’ Con-fed-er-a-cy

    (South, that is…sorry, folks—yer too low-class for us southern rednecks; y’all go ‘way now, y’hear?)

    (h/t to Al-Hajj Frederick H Minshall, http://www.themudflats.net/archives/44433#comment-285354)

  9. BeccaM says:

    Not a clue. Just some trash who grifted their way into some money and momentary fame.

  10. nicho says:

    All of those comparisons are unfair. All of those families had redeeming characteristics and many of the characters were quite sweet. The Palin family is more like a collection of creatures cloned from a single sperm cell from the floor of the Wasilla porn theater.

  11. dcinsider says:

    The Wasilla Hillbillies! (cue theme music).

  12. Demosthenes says:

    This Would make an awesome SNL skit!

  13. evodevo says:

    McCain should be forced to wear a Sarah! campaign sign around his neck like an albatross every time he appears on Sunday talk shows (and that’s A LOT).

  14. woodroad34 says:

    Oh, and that look of Sarah in the picture above is the same look I get from my Ultra Conservative friend when I rebut his assertions that Obama is not a socialist and the worst president ever. I have to remind him…constantly….of W (whom he will admit made some bad decisions, but still is nowhere as bad as Obama)

  15. woodroad34 says:

    Actually, I’m thinking more along the lines of “Deliverance”. I just keep hearing banjos and toothless dirty yokels when I think of that family. I’m waiting for Ryan Murphy to do an American Horror Story: Palins.

  16. keirmeister says:

    What’s infuriating about this kind of thing is just how much disrespect the Obama family gets. The Obamas are the modern version of the Cosby Show, but the Palins are treated like they represent what real Americans should be (including the pregnant teen). Got it.

  17. just_AC says:

    I agree about the Beverly Hillbillies! I’m just trying to think of what TV family would be more appropriate. Barney Fife? Duke’s of Hazzards? Petticoat Junction? Damn, there’s been soo many. And what does THAT have to say about America?

  18. BeccaM says:

    Or Jed’s solid humility and desire not to be changed by their sudden riches, nor Ellie Mae’s magic influence and abundant love for her ‘critters.’

  19. S1AMER says:

    Please don’t insult “The Beverly Hillbillies” by showing pictures from the show. They were a sweet, lovable bunch, and you insult their memory by associating them with the Palins, a shabby bunch without even a tenth of Granny’s class (or Jethro’s brains).

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