GOP Cong. Louie Gohmert is concerned that since the repeal of “Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell” too many gay troops are giving each other back rubs.
And while that might have worked for the Greeks, Gohmert says, massages are no way to fight ISIS and Al Qaeda.
Seriously, he actually said this.
Stephen Colbert, God bless him, has weighed in with the ultimate response.