“The Taggart family of Cedarville, Oregon set off a firestorm of controversy after petitioning the state for the right to end the life of their 13-year-old brain-dead daughter….
“At the age of 12 Caitlin slipped into a persistent vegetative state confining her almost entirely to Facebook.”
“We just keep reminding ourselves that the real Caitlin is gone. It’s just her body texting.”
This is absolutely hysterical, from the Onion: