It’s not soft-porn if you’re British (video)

Those crazy naked rower boys from the University of Warwick, in the UK, are back with a vengeance.

You might have seen one of their videos before. They’re a rowing club that fights homophobia by making really homoerotic soft-porn, for lack of a better description.

But hey, who am I to complain about a good cause?

And this one is really good.

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It’s not porn, it’s puppies!

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And everybody knows t’s not soft-porn if you make the gif go by really fast.

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Here’s their promo. You can find out more about the boys and their cause here.

Warwick Rowers 2015 Crowdfunder


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  • pericles9

    I like a little fuzz on my peaches.

  • http://heimaey.us/ heimaey

    I saw one guy trying so hard to cover up that he fell while putting his underwear on and exposed his dick, balls and ass for all the locker room to see. Couldn’t stop laughing.

  • trinu

    Young guys are afraid people will think they’re gay if they don’t react with disgust at the sight of another guy’s junk.

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  • Indigo

    I thought the buckles on their shoes were supposed to hide the cloven hooves.

  • 2karmanot

    Ecstasy

  • 2karmanot

    Upon closer look you may notice their cloven hooves. So all is not lost!

  • Mike_in_the_Tundra

    I have photographs.

  • http://heimaey.us/ heimaey

    Yeah my friend went to Montreal recently and said the same thing. It’s so weird looking.

  • nicho

    If you can remember Fire Island in “the old days,” you weren’t there. :-)

  • nicho

    I blame women. Women don’t like body hair or facial hair on men. So it’s become a fad among all guys. I was in Montreal a few years ago with a friend and he wanted to go see the nude male dancers. It happened to be a “Ladies’ Night.” Normally. the dancers are these hot gay Quebec guys. But on ladies’ nights, the dancers are straight boys from the university. They were all overly muscular and completely shaved. All I could think of was a bunch of giant plucked turkeys gyrating on the stage. It was funny rather than sexy.

  • dcinsider

    This is disgusting. I’ve looked at it over 100 times, and it’s still disgusting. I’m going to look at it some more and see if I change my mind.

  • Mike_in_the_Tundra

    I have never seen that, and it’s probably a good thing. I’m pretty certain I would start laughing.

  • Mike_in_the_Tundra

    I certainly agree with you. One could describe my husband as natural, but so would “less perfect and smooth”. His body always did it for me. I never did get the twink thing.

  • Indigo

    They were taught to be fearful and ashamed. They learned that lesson well. Thus Reaganism and its continuations.

  • http://heimaey.us/ heimaey

    And they way they hide everything in the gym. The dance to cover up their privates while changing under their towel is kind of hysterical. What do they think is going to happen?

  • http://heimaey.us/ heimaey

    I like my guys more natural looking, less “perfect” and not so smooth. I’ve looked closely. They have beautiful bodies, but it’s just not what I’m attracted to. I walk by the Abercrombie store on 5th Avenue all the time as I work near Rock Center and every once in a while a boy there does it for me, but it’s walking by a Hooters for me. I wish it did do something…believe me.

  • Indigo

    Nice idea, generous lads working for the good of others, nice skin on display although . . . skin as porn strikes me as an unusually puritanical approach. Could it be that the IM [ignorant media] have dominated the conversation to such an extent that sensible values have dissolved in the vinegar of prudery?

  • emjayay

    Not true. Look again. And they are young.

  • nicho

    When England wanted to get rid of its undesirables, it sent the criminals to Australia and the religious zealots to America. Australia got the better part of the deal.

  • Indigo

    Exactly .Too bad about today, how nudity has become a gee-whiz, never saw a naked anything before. This young generation, I’m telling you . . . prudes! A buncha prudes!

  • UncleBucky

    just as Ancient Greek athletes competing in the nude was not hard porn (probably aestheticially “interesting”, but not regarded as anything but “natural” back then), but soft porn. Look at the statuary, the freizes, and pottery painting…

    We are such Puritans here….

    Had “Amerikuns” or essentially Calvinists (Puritans) been in charge of Ancient Greece, we would not have progressed a jot beyond the Bronze Age…

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  • why_not_now

    Nice stereotypes!

    Sigh.

  • http://heimaey.us/ heimaey

    Not a hair to be seen. No thanks!

  • 2karmanot

    Reminds me of Fire Island in the old days.

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