If Google were a guy (video)

From the College Humor guys, a look at what life would be like if Google were a real person.

And the subjunctive never existed.

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  • Rolling stone

    Start working at home with Google! It’s by-far the best job I’ve had.
    Last Wednesday I got a brand new BMW since getting a check for $6474
    this – 4 weeks past. I began this 8-months ago and immediately was
    bringing home at least $77 per hour. I work through this link, go to
    tech tab for work detail

    ✒✒✒✒✒✒ JOBS7000.COM

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  • josuectompkins

    my best
    friend’s mother-in-law makes $83 every hour on the computer . She has been
    laid off for 8 months but last month her paycheck was $14886 just working on
    the computer for a few hours. more info here WWW.jObspup.ℂ­OM

  • angelitawnord

    Start working at home with Google! It’s by-far the best job I’ve had. Last Wednesday I got a brand new BMW since getting a check for $6474 this – 4 weeks past. I began this 8-months ago and immediately was bringing home at least $77 per hour. I work through this link, go to tech tab for work detail

    ✒✒✒✒✒✒✒✒✒✒ Jobs7000.com

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  • barbarampons

    Peyton . true that Jessica `s blurb is shocking, last
    monday I got a gorgeous Peugeot 205 GTi after having earned $6860 this past 4
    weeks an would you believe ten-k this past-month . with-out a doubt this is the
    easiest-job I’ve ever had . I actually started six months/ago and pretty much
    immediately started to bring in minimum $84… p/h . Read More Here C­a­s­h­f­i­g­.­C­O­M­

  • gailimann

    as Thelma
    explained I cannot believe that a stay at home mom can make $7420 in four weeks
    on the internet . more info here C­a­s­h­f­i­g­.­C­O­M­

  • ruthiempatterson

    Peyton . true that Jessica `s blurb is shocking, last
    monday I got a gorgeous Peugeot 205 GTi after having earned $6860 this past 4
    weeks an would you believe ten-k this past-month . with-out a doubt this is the
    easiest-job I’ve ever had . I actually started six months/ago and pretty much
    immediately started to bring in minimum $84… p/h . Read More Here C­a­s­h­f­i­g­.­C­O­M­

  • carolynggarcia

    Peyton . true that Jessica `s blurb is shocking, last
    monday I got a gorgeous Peugeot 205 GTi after having earned $6860 this past 4
    weeks an would you believe ten-k this past-month . with-out a doubt this is the
    easiest-job I’ve ever had . I actually started six months/ago and pretty much
    immediately started to bring in minimum $84… p/h . Read More Here C­a­s­h­f­i­g­.­C­O­M­

  • carolynggarcia

    as Thelma
    explained I cannot believe that a stay at home mom can make $7420 in four weeks
    on the internet . more info here C­a­s­h­f­i­g­.­C­O­M­

  • http://AMERICAblog.com/ John Aravosis

    LOL don’t call early for breakfast :)

  • doug105

    Here is the truth about the diet’s of herbivores PETA doesn’t want you to know.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qkQ7o-gWWng&list=WL&index=17

  • zerosumgame0005

    to me yes, if only barely

  • http://www.rebeccamorn.com/mind BeccaM

    The NSA guy was genius. But I laughed out loud over Siri.

    Woman: “Show me pictures of the Serengeti.”
    Siri: “Show me pictures of spaghetti.”
    Google guy: “That’s not what she said!”

  • http://www.rebeccamorn.com/mind BeccaM

    Microsquishy, which owns Bing, is better?

  • Indigo

    The NSA guy was a smart touch. And the subjunctive is dead. But that’s okay, very little of the research is academically verified anyhow.

  • zerosumgame0005

    well I choose to use Bing and it works well for me, google sucks as a company

  • Krusher

    I was going to say, I trust your judgment and anyway I’m too lazy to google it, so thanks for doing it for me. This really is a full-service blog!

  • http://AMERICAblog.com/ John Aravosis

    Okay, it has a few funny parts:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YuOBzWF0Aws

  • http://AMERICAblog.com/ John Aravosis

    You can check it out, I just didn’t find it funny. And I tend to screen every video I post here, I don’t just post things because they “look” interesting – they have to “be” interesting :)

  • Krusher

    Well, all righty then! ‘Nuff said.

  • http://AMERICAblog.com/ John Aravosis

    I didn’t like part 1 :)

  • Krusher

    I don’t see part 1.

  • Max_1

    I love they put the NSA in!

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