A great video from Buzzfeed of things cats do that would be really creepy if a human did it.
Both guys are hilarious.
I honestly laughed out loud.
My favorite, of course, is the bag full of dead animal. As longtime readers of this site will recall, I was presented once, by Chris in Paris’ cats, with the glorious gift of a half-dead pigeon one summer a few years back.
It was 11pm, I was still busy writing, alone, and the cats thought it would be a neat idea to bring me an injured bird, which then proceeded to fly all over the apartment, losing feathers and blood along the way.
Funny thing about pigeons: You’d think you could trap them with a sheet or blanket? Not really. My solution: those French salad spinner thingies. No, I didn’t spin the pigeon. But it was quite effective having a dome with a handle on it to invoke the Cone of Silence over the thing.
Then there was the time the cats brought me a live cricket…
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