I had no idea, until I took a recent Southwest Airlines flight, that the flight attendants have their own unique way of going through the safety speech before the flight.
“And if you’re traveling with small children, we’re sorry.”
It’s generally hilarious. This one is the best I’ve heard yet.
It’s not too long, and I think you’ll enjoy it.
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