Rob Ford, Toronto’s embattled mayor, who admitted to using crack cocaine, gave a press conference today announcing that he would take legal action against people who spread lies about him.
Then he responded to an allegation that he wanted to have oral sex with a former female staffer:
“It hurts my wife when they call a friend of mine a prostitute. Alana is not a prostitute. She’s a friend. And it makes me sick how people are saying this. So unfortunately, I have no other choice. I’m the last one to take legal action, I can’t put up with it anymore. So I’ve named the names. Litigation will be starting shortly. I’ve had enough. That’s why I warned you guys yesterday be careful what you wrote. That’s all I have to say for now.
And the next thing I want to call Mayor Bratina in Hamilton and tell them we are going to have to spank their little tiger cats.
Oh and the last thing was Olivia Gondek, it says it says that I wanted to eat her p*ssy. Olivia Gondek. I’ve never said that in my life to her. I would never do that. I’m happily married. I’ve got more than enough to eat at home. Thank you very much.”
The press in assemblance had their collective jaws drop.
Oh Canada. You’re supposed to be the level-headed one in our little north American family.