Stephen Colbert hits it out of the ballpark again with the launch of a new boardgame, the “Not a Game” government shutdown game.
Colbert then explains the rules of the Government Shutdown game:
Let’s say… Democrats are a donkey, Republicans are an elephant, and the Tea Party is a bug up the elephant’s ass.
Okay, the rules are: I go first, and I go first, and I refuse to take my turn. And you can’t take yours until I’m done. I know you’re upset, but we’re both at fault here, so let’s negotiate. I will agree to take my turn, if you agree that I win.
Okay, so I move one space, and I win.