The View takes on GOP’s Cuccinelli over “sodomy” (view)

The women of The View took on Republican Virginia gubernatorial candidate Ken Cuccinelli, today, over his now-infamous proposal to make all sodomy in Virginia illegal.

Cuccinelli’s proposal includes making it illegal for heterosexual married couples to practice oral and anal sex in their own bedrooms.

To date, Cuccinelli has failed to disclose whether his wife Teiro has ever given him a blowjob, or whether he has performed cunnilingus on Teiro. Cuccinelli has also not disclosed if he has anally penetrated Teiro, which would be a crime under Cuccinelli’s “traditional” view of marriage.

Of course it’s supremely offensive to be forced to ask Teiro Cuccinelli if she has ever fellated the current state attorney general, or been anally penetrated by the state’s top law enforcement official. But it’s not clear how Cuccinelli can argue that his sexual practices with his wife Teiro are somehow off-limits, when Cuccinelli wants to make your sexual practices a centerpiece of his governor’s campaign.

It would be akin to Cuccinelli demanding jail time for people who smoke marijuana at home, then refusing to answer questions about whether he smokes marijuana at home.

Ken Cuccinelli has made the private sex lives of consenting adults a campaign issue. He made his bed, as it were, now he and his wife Teiro can sleep in it.

But only in missionary position.

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  • Butch1

    This wouldn’t surprise me in the least. He seems like an angry man.

    I wonder if he was raised in the catholic church and bought “the program” hook, line and sinker? Who knows, he may have been one of those boys who was molested by a priest and too embarrassed to “confess” the fact. Now that he is in a position of authority he can go after who he thinks are the real culprits that caused his problems instead of the pedophiles who actually abused him. It could be.

  • shawnthesheep

    I was thinking more along the lines that his wife must hate oral. He’s employing the old, “If I can’t get a blowjob, nobody can!”

  • Butch1


  • Thom Allen

    From thinking about Marcus’ “manual soprano mini-fapper” in action? From a visual of La Michele having at him with a strap-on? Seeing the First Lady Wannabe nude? Oh, now I’m getting a headache.

  • What linguistic root is ‘sodomy’ derived ? So Do My…….mmmmmm

  • He’s got to stay a ‘head’ of his game, no doubt!

  • Butch1

    I never thought of it that way. ;-

  • ArthurH

    If Cuccinelli keeps talking like that she’s likely to blow the job she’s after.

  • True enough, bitter old Calvin spread his toxic stain far and wide among the Christian cults.

  • sane37

    Maybe he’s tired of being pegged by his wife?

  • Butch1

    Haven’t those who complain the most about sodomy turn out to be the biggest offenders of it?

  • dcinsider

    He’s a fundamentalist. Nuff said.

  • I had that guy pegged from the start.

  • ROTFL!!!!!

  • Ya missing nutt’n, believe me. Even the Whoop looks like a Republican on that show.

  • I just got the worse headache.

  • If that’s the case, you’re doing it wrong, sweetie. ;-)

  • Have never seen it. Never plan to. I doubt my existence will be diminished for the lack of the particular experience. ;-)

  • Or a strap-on, for that matter.

  • benb

    I read the bio on Cuccinelli. I read the bio on Ted Cruz. Unlike Bob McDonnell (who went to Pat Robertson University), there’s nothing in their backgrounds that makes sense to my why they wage their war on women, their war on gay people, etc… The only thing that makes any sense to me is that they are sociopathic politicians who have no regard for the people who would be hurt by the policies they espouse. My gut feeling is that these two will say anything to get elected.

    Just lookin’ at Cuccinelli I know there’s someone out there who’s blown him…enough $$$ and she—or he—will step forward.

  • AdmNaismith

    That leaves Closet-Case.

  • cole3244

    its pretty obvious cucc is gay curious and his wife really doesn’t care.

  • Jim Olson

    Highly doubtful.

  • Mike in Houston

    John – your being a bit sexist by implying that his wife could only have run afoul of ‘Cooch’s’ sodomy law by giving him head or being anally penetrated by him… He should also be asked if she has anally penetrated him with a finger or other digit or object as those methods also are considered sodomy.

    Has he been anally penetrated, ever?

  • Thom Allen

    Michele Bachmaniac, not QUITE sure what sodomy is, does this version of “Do-Re-Mi:”

    “When you know the notes to sing
    You can sing most anything


    Accompanied by Marcus Bachmaniac of manual soprano mini-fapper.

    Apologies to Julie Andrews, Richard Rogers and Oscar Hammerstein.

  • Thom Allen

    The cooch is using the classic Ann Romney Republican Defense Blow move. Stating, “You people have gotten all of the information about my wife’s political orifices you’re going to get (unless that fraternity videotape that we made when drunk surfaces on You Tube).”

  • like gay religious nuts

  • Nothing like picking plastic out of one’s teeth.

  • Now that Elizabeth Hustleabuck has moved on to FOX, the view might be watchable again.

  • Stev84

    Gay religious nuts do.

  • Mike_in_the_Tundra

    That leaves insane.

  • nicho

    Nobody who is gay says it either.

  • Quilla

    Virginia is a joke.

    The governor is a criminal and the attorney general is an idiot.

    But we can get concealed gun permits!

    What a country…

  • Hue-Man

    “Gran, the new Governor requires that you attend Sex Re-Education Class so you don’t inadvertently end up in jail and have to register as a sex offender. But it’s OK, he’s doing it to protect the kids.”

    Will Gov Cooch require that your pastor sign your Missionary Position Licence to make sure you know how to avoid becoming a criminal?

  • BillFromDover

    Jesus Christ in a confessional!

    What the fuck do ya think he invented birthdays for?

  • Ryan

    I guess jealousy is more likely.

  • BillFromDover

    The Cooch waxing eloquently on oral sex?

    Ya can’t make this shit up!

  • Stev84

    Nobody who is straight says things like “the personal struggle of homosexuality”

  • usagi

    And strap-ons. Seems like whether their sex life includes penetrative toys is in-bounds, too (assuming that’s covered under the sodomy statute).

  • usagi

    A very exceptional one.

  • nicho

    It’s called a “hypocracy.”

  • Mike_in_the_Tundra

    I truly believe that Cuccinelli’s problem is that he really, really wants that thing that Dan Savage says causes infidelity. I would say he’s more fixated on it then any of us red blooded, American gay boys.

  • Moobz

    So a candidate wants to make blowjobs and cunnilingus illegal and they are polling at a number higher than 0%?! What kind of country are you living in?

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