France’s flaming gay haters take off their clothes and spread their legs for heterosexuality

In an odd development that’s been as titillating as it has been funny, France’s loudest new anti-gay organization, Hommen, has also turned out to be its gayest.

The young men from Hommen – devoted to traditional marriage, and dead set against France’s recently legalization of gay nuptials – have been using direct action to protest their dislike of gays in general, and gay marriage in particular.  Among other Hommen actions, the group recently disrupted the finals of the French Open, and threatened to disrupt the Tour de France.

Hommen is comprised almost entirely of late-teen and early 20-something buff, six-pack-ab’d young men who take their Abercrombie clothes off and flash their hairless chests, and crotches, for the “defense of heterosexuality.”

It’s kind of like Hitler Youth meets La Cage aux Folles.

Unfortunately for Hommen, their protests have ended up a tad too homo.

Let’s take a tour of Hommen’s recent “anti-gay” protests, shall we?  Keep in mind that each of these is from a different protest.  Yes, they’re really that bad.

Hommen Paris:

Yeah, baby, you take off those shirts and spread those legs for heterosexuality.

Yeah, baby, you take off those shirts and spread those legs for heterosexuality. And don’t let anybody tell you that there’s anything gay about laying back in another dude’s crotch, skin to skin, with his hand in your arm pit.

A second Hommen protest in Paris:

I understand LIberty's safety-word is "nipple."

I understand Liberty’s safety-word is “nipple.”

Hommen Montpellier:

I'm betting it's not the first time those boys have lifted their legs for the cause.

I’m betting it’s not the first time those boys have lifted their legs for the cause.

Hommen Toulouse:

Who knew democracy could be so gay?

Your chest says “non” but that gag says “please sir, may I have another?”

More Hommen Paris (these are all different protests):

Yes, if you're concerned that your anti-gay protest is coming off a bit too gay, throw in some pink smoke.

If you’re concerned that your anti-gay protest is coming off a bit too gay, throw in some pink smoke.

Even More Hommen Paris:

I'll definitely have a "peace" of that.

I’ll definitely have a “peace” of the one on the left.

Another in Paris:

Because nothing says heterosexuality like red pants that show off your junk.

Because nothing says heterosexuality like red pants that show off your oui-oui.

And frankly, who even cares where this one is:

Who wouldn't lick those abs of abstinence and that happy trail of heterosexuality?

Who wouldn’t lick those abs of abstinence, and that happy trail of heterosexuality?


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