Yes, another blonde white girl is attracting the attention of the entire nation for all the wrong reasons. Her name is Amanda Bynes.
And, really, none of you should know who she is, let alone care.
But sadly, Amanda Bynes joins the long list of young women who might have done something wrong, killed someone, or even been killed themselves, and about which far too many Americans fixate, and fixate, and fixate.
Well, concerned Bynesians, this PSA is for you.
But before we get to the PSA, I decided to Google News Amanda Bynes, because I didn’t know who she was. And oh, was I in for some joy (I’m personally taken by the quote at the top: “I have no bandage on… it’s healing on its own like my doctor asked.” I mean, couldn’t that just describe so many of our lives?).
Here’s the actual Google News result for Amanda Bynes. It’s what one might call “as mess”:
As the PSA says, please America, stop it. Really. Stop it.