TSA leaves creepy note in luggage after finding sex toy

Protecting America, one vibrator at a time.

“Just unpacked my suitcase and found this note from TSA,” tweets writer and attorney Jill Filipovic of Feministe. “Guess they discovered a ‘personal item’ in my bag. Wow.”

It was a standard-issue we got all up in your baggagebusiness Transportation Security Administration Notice of Inspection (NOI), but with these handwritten words in pen, overlaid: “GET YOUR FREAK ON GIRL.”

Of course, finding a gun is much too difficult to locate, once again.


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